Aurora comes up to me with my earbuds in two pieces and says, "This just broke." I told her, "No, it didn't just break. You pulled it off." She says, "Did you see me?" And I (lying) said, "Yes." Her eyes get big and she just says, "Oh". That's right child, this mama has eyes EVERYWHERE so you better watch it! Lol
We use the saying, "You get what you
get and you don't throw a fit" in our house. Aurora decided to change it up
to suit her liking and now says, "you pick what you want and you don't
throw a fit."
The kids were
playing Just Dance 4 and the song "Call Me Maybe" came on and Aurora
sings it in a pirate voice, "Call Me Matey!"
A small peak into how defiant Aurora is:
She's eating her applesauce with chopsticks because I told her to go get a
spoon.
Aurora: "Mommy, what you are
doing?"
Me: "Taking the sheets off my bed so that I can wash them."
Aurora (with a very sympathetic look on her face): "Oh, did you teetee on them?"
Thanks, kid.
Me: "Taking the sheets off my bed so that I can wash them."
Aurora (with a very sympathetic look on her face): "Oh, did you teetee on them?"
Thanks, kid.
Aurora is playing the "Handwriting
Without Tears" app on the iPad, and when she makes a mistake it says,
"Give that another go". She insists it's saying, "Give that
another goat."
For a few weeks now, I've been occasionally
finding pee on the floor around the toilet downstairs. Of course, no one would
own up to it, but I just assumed it was Hercules. I never made him clean it up
though, because I didn't know 100% that it was him (I just cleaned it myself).
Today, I hear Aurora yell, "Hercules, I did it! I stood up and didn't get any
tee-tee on the floor!" Well, there ya go! Apparently she's been attempting
to stand and pee like Hercules (only sometimes) does. I explained to her that
only boys can stand to tee-tee. Not sure she's buying it, but at least now I
know who to make clean up the pee mess if I find any.
Aurora turns to her friend, grabs her cheeks, and
says, "You're as cute as... ME!"
Aurora's new joke:
Why did the chicken go over the street? Because he had no legs! Get it? NO LEGS!!!
Why did the chicken go over the street? Because he had no legs! Get it? NO LEGS!!!
Was watching Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer
with the kids and when the abominable snowman came on the screen, Aurora
screamed, "AHHH! It's a zombie!" SMH
ME: Woohoo! The soccer fields are closed,
so there's no practice tonight!"
Belle: Why'd you say WOOHOO??
Me: Oh, um, I meant BOO HOO!
Belle: Why'd you say WOOHOO??
Me: Oh, um, I meant BOO HOO!
Belle: I kept swallowing water at swim
lessons and now I keep burping.
Eric: You're not supposed to swallow the pool water. That can make you sick.
Me: Life lessons here: Don't drink the pool water. Don't drink the bath water.
Belle: You're not supposed to drink the bath water??
This explains so much.
Eric: You're not supposed to swallow the pool water. That can make you sick.
Me: Life lessons here: Don't drink the pool water. Don't drink the bath water.
Belle: You're not supposed to drink the bath water??
This explains so much.
As I recover from being sick over
Thanksgiving, my voice is fading. I'm at about 20% today. I was talking to the
girls' piano teacher this morning in a muy muy soft voice, and Belle said
"You sound like a sweet lady." Cause you know, I'd never sound like
that with my normal voice.
Rapunzel: This strawberry-quiche smoothie is
soooo good!
Me: Kiwi
Rapunzel: What?
Me: Strawberry-kiwi, not quiche
Rapunzel: Oh. Can you make a strawberry-quiche smoothie?
Me: I can. But I won't.
Me: Kiwi
Rapunzel: What?
Me: Strawberry-kiwi, not quiche
Rapunzel: Oh. Can you make a strawberry-quiche smoothie?
Me: I can. But I won't.
Just took all 4 kids for a quick trip to Trader Joe's. Walking through the frozen foods aisle "We Got the Beat" came on and I honestly think people thought we were starting a flash mob with the moves my kids had going on!
I just had a most entertaining conversation
with my 4 year old son while putting on my sneakers:
Hercules: are you about to exercise?
Me: yes
Hercules: with the exercise movie?
Me: yes
Hercules: oh, we haven't seen that in a long time.
Me: thanks... Do you want to exercise with me?
Hercules: no, I'm already strong. I'm stronger than Belle, Rapunzel, AND Aurora.
Me: oh you are?
Hercules: yeah, I can push them down really easily.
Me: well, that's not very nice.
Hercules: it's ok, it's only when we're playing "Bad Hercules"
Hercules: are you about to exercise?
Me: yes
Hercules: with the exercise movie?
Me: yes
Hercules: oh, we haven't seen that in a long time.
Me: thanks... Do you want to exercise with me?
Hercules: no, I'm already strong. I'm stronger than Belle, Rapunzel, AND Aurora.
Me: oh you are?
Hercules: yeah, I can push them down really easily.
Me: well, that's not very nice.
Hercules: it's ok, it's only when we're playing "Bad Hercules"
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